Sunday, May 27, 2007

OK, That's It!

So I was walking by a window at this outdoor mall the other day and it happened to be mirrored, and... WTF? Who the hell is that short, fat guy in the..WTF?

When the hell did I get fat? Yes, FAT? I mean, I'd noticed that I'd been putting on a few pounds here and there but it was always that I was "a little chunkier." Now I'm really becoming a danger to myself. That is, I believe I'm at risk of any number of weight related ailments. Namely...OBESITY. But then there is also diabetes and heart disease. WTF?

So I NEVER thought that I would EVER call myself obese. A wrestler in high school and for a while in college, I prided myself on staying in shape and I suppose I looked down a bit on those with bad eating habits. I was a fitness snob, and I was proud of the fact that I was in control of my near-perfect bod. So what happened? Life, comfort, the desk job, the family, and where can I squeeze in the two-hour workouts now?

Of course, I'll be the first to reply SOMEWHERE! And of course, there is the diet and diminished activity and...Forget this, I can't take it anymore. FAT SEAN HAS TO GO!

I'm going to document my progress here for all to see - complete with photos (ew!) Yes, this is going to get worse before it gets better I'm afraid. So for all of you who knew me before, be forewarned. It ain't pretty. But I've gotta do it. That which is painful typically results in quick action. And let me tell you, looking at the man in the mirror, the full-length mirror, this is painful.

So my next post will include a photo of Fat Sean, all 220 lbs of disgusting me mass. And I hereby pledge that I will diligently work toward the goal of reaching a cruising weight of 170 lbs by October 15th, 2007. Weekly photos of Fat Sean will follow.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Are you gonna finish those fries? (jk) But seriously, are you?


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